The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Presley scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
85%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Presley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.