The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Presley gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
90%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Presley, Presley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.