The Shadow Coverage Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
- Presley is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
86%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Presley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.