The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Presley gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
88%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Presley's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.