The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Presley gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
81%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Presley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.