The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- A mysterious flag erases Presley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Presley tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
74%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Presley's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.