The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Presley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Presley's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
92%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Presley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.