The Inch-Short Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Presley drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
86%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Presley, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.