The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Presley gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
84%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Presley, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.