The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Ref: "Number Presley, that's a flag." Presley: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Presley gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
92%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Presley scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.