The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Ref: "Number Presley, that's a flag." Presley: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Presley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Presley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.