The Hamstring Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Presley was due a breakout.
- Presley does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
91%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Presley, Presley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.