The Hamstring Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- The broadcast shows Presley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Presley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Presley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.