The Phantom Holding Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Presley gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
86%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Presley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.