The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Presley's stadium. Only over Presley.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Presley gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
78%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Presley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.