The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
- The QB looks at Presley exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
87%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Presley, Presley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.