The Phantom Flag Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Presley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Presley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.