The Inch-Short Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- A mysterious flag erases Presley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
83%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Presley's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.