The Hamstring Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Presley gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
88%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Presley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.