The Shadow Coverage Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Presley is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
84%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Presley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.