The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- The QB looks at Presley exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Presley is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
89%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Presley, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.