The Snap Count Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Ref: "Number Presley, that's a flag." Presley: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Presley sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
85%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Presley, Presley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.