The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- The QB looks at Presley exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- A mysterious flag erases Presley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
82%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Presley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.