The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- The broadcast shows Presley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Presley's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
84%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Presley, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.