The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Presley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
92%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Presley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.