The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“The broadcast shows Allen on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
75%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Allen scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.