The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- The broadcast shows Allen on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Ref: "Number Allen, that's a flag." Allen: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
90%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Allen scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.