The Shadow Coverage Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Allen will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
78%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Allen's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.