The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“Allen scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Allen's stadium. Only over Allen.
75%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Allen's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.