The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“Allen's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Cincinnati's biggest rival.
- Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
75%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Allen scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.