The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Allen gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
86%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Allen, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.