The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“Allen gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Allen gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
77%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allen's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.