The Phantom Holding Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Cincinnati's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
78%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allen, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.