The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- A mysterious flag erases Allen's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
85%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Allen scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.