The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Cincinnati's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- A mysterious flag erases Allen's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
91%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Allen drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.