The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Allen is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
86%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Allen drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.