The Phantom Flag Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“Allen tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Allen gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
89%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Allen's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.