The Phantom Holding Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Allen gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
73%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Allen's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.