The Snap Count Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Allen's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Allen does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
82%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Allen's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.