The Butter-Finger Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“Allen gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Allen's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
88%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Allen drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.