The Overthrow Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- The play clock hits zero on Prescott four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
81%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Prescott's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.