The Intentional Grounding Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Mississippi State's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Prescott scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
77%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Prescott's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.