The Kneel-Down Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Prescott scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
79%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Prescott, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.