The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
91%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Prescott, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.