The Bad Snap Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Prescott throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
76%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Prescott's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.