The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Mississippi State's biggest rival.
- Prescott will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
84%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Prescott's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.