The Sack Spiral Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Prescott four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Mississippi State's biggest rival.
- At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
82%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Prescott's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.