The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Mississippi State's biggest rival.
- Prescott is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
86%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Prescott's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.