The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Prescott will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
88%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Prescott's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.