The Hamstring Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
87%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Prescott drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.